Sometimes a lot of big and important things have to happen and change in your life in order for you to grow. Very recently, one of those big and important life changing events happened to me.
I changed the shape of my fingernails.
GASP!!!
I know. This brings out a lot of mixed emotions in you right now. It's ok. Society puts come very heavy pressures on nail shapes and I think it's time we as people got together and talked about this. As adults. As people. As one.
There is no steadfast rule that says I am bound to a nail shape!
I didn't sign any papers and it's not a question on my credit check! (in 2013)
So when I let my nails grow long...aka I've been too lazy to cut and file them... I decided that I would try some Pinterest Projects for you guys to do some in depth 20/20 style reporting on nail art. Ya know...get into the heart of the story. But my first project was the ever pinned Reinforcement Sticker Manicure. Which is a quick and easy way to get a rounded french manicure.
And here was the problem. It's gonna look better on round filed nails. I don't have round filed nails. I'm a ride or die Squoval!
But what I needed was a Round or Almond shape.
So there, in the hot light of the bathroom one early summer night. I took to my file and I rounded my nails. That's right, I did it. I went out the next day and ya know what......noooo one cared!!!! Because seriously, who cares about the shape of my nails?? Well, Ali does, but she don't live here no mo'.
So they've been round for a few weeks now. And it's going surprisingly well!! Except that I haven't quite gotten the filing down so I have to concentrate and it takes me a lot longer, which is why I haven't been filing them, which is why they are soooo long right now that I hate them. So I did my Pinterest Project tonight so that I can cut these suckers tomorrow!
I changed the shape of my fingernails.
GASP!!!
I know. This brings out a lot of mixed emotions in you right now. It's ok. Society puts come very heavy pressures on nail shapes and I think it's time we as people got together and talked about this. As adults. As people. As one.
There is no steadfast rule that says I am bound to a nail shape!
I didn't sign any papers and it's not a question on my credit check! (in 2013)
So when I let my nails grow long...aka I've been too lazy to cut and file them... I decided that I would try some Pinterest Projects for you guys to do some in depth 20/20 style reporting on nail art. Ya know...get into the heart of the story. But my first project was the ever pinned Reinforcement Sticker Manicure. Which is a quick and easy way to get a rounded french manicure.
And here was the problem. It's gonna look better on round filed nails. I don't have round filed nails. I'm a ride or die Squoval!
But what I needed was a Round or Almond shape.
So there, in the hot light of the bathroom one early summer night. I took to my file and I rounded my nails. That's right, I did it. I went out the next day and ya know what......noooo one cared!!!! Because seriously, who cares about the shape of my nails?? Well, Ali does, but she don't live here no mo'.
So they've been round for a few weeks now. And it's going surprisingly well!! Except that I haven't quite gotten the filing down so I have to concentrate and it takes me a lot longer, which is why I haven't been filing them, which is why they are soooo long right now that I hate them. So I did my Pinterest Project tonight so that I can cut these suckers tomorrow!
Pinterest Project: Reinforcement French Manicure
Tools: Nailpolish(s), Reinforcement stickers, Polish remover (Not shown:) Tweezers, q-tip
Reinforcements from any office supply aisle or store or old box of school things. Polishs Left: Sally Hansen Insta-Dri in Slick Slate Right: Color Club Wanderlust Collection in Reign in Spain
Start with a DRY base color, or clear.
Get stickers in place on all 10 fingers.
You don't want to adjust stuff with wet polish.
I used 2 for my thumbs.
My other hand was lined up better.
Apply 1 coat of color.
Try to make sure you're using a fairly opaque polish. You don't want to have 4 coats on the end of your nails, it will make a deep line and chip much faster.
Apply 2nd coat to one hand. Remove stickers with tweezers.
Then proceed to 2nd hand for 2nd coat of polish.
Clean up edges with remover and q-tip.
Apply a good top coat and that's it!
Yeah, this hand has a bit of a widows peak happening on my thumb. My right hand is done much better. But if anyone actually complains about it, they are far too close to my personal bubble and we have a whole other set of issues besides my thumb nail.
Conclusion: SUCCESS!! Super easy. Very fast. Tons of possibilities.
However I'm cutting my nails immediately.
I can't live like this.

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